One day a man came home from work and told his wife, "Hon, I had the urge to put my thing in the pickle slicer."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh, my God, you should get some help!" his wife said. The next day he came home.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hon, I had that urge again!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's it! After work tomorrow, I'm taking you to a doctor!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The third day he came home all depressed and said, "Hon, I finally did it."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"WHAT HAPPENED?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"They fired me - and the pickle slicer too.