One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"