A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean? I'm fine." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well," said the pirate, "we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh yeah? Well what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had both hands." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off, but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great, really." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one of them did a doo doo in me eye." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't have lost an eye just from a little bird doo!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"It was my first day with the hook."?/p>