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"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

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"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

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