Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Socialism : You have two cows. You gift one to your neighbour.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Communism : You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you milk.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Fascism : You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you milk.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Nazism : You have two cows. They take both and shoot you.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Terrorism : You have two cows. They drive away both and kill you.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Trade Unionism : You have two cows. They take one, milk the other and throw the milk away.©JOKEDEMO.COM
MORAL : Dont have anything to do with cows. They only bring you trouble.
