There was a man who had a pool installed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It was a very elaborate pool with tiles imported from Russia.©JOKEDEMO.COM

One day, he walked out to his wonderful pool to find it covered with algae.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He quickly called the fellow who had installed the pool and asked him what he should do.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"It's obvious," said the pool man, "you need to get a couple of porpoises." "Porpoises?" inquired the man.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes, the porpoises will eat the algae, and you'll be the only person on your block to have porpoises."©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the man bought two porpoises, and they ate the algae and gave the man someone to swim with, that is, until the porpoises got extremely sick.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man immediately called his friend, who was a marine biologist. "You know," said the friend, "if you feed porpoises seagulls, they will liven forever."©JOKEDEMO.COM

So, the man drove to a pet store that specialized in exotic pets and bought two sacks full of seagulls.©JOKEDEMO.COM

On his way home, a disturbing message screeched from the car radio.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The announcer said that the lion had escaped from the state zoo, but no one should worry because the lion was quite old and had lost all of his teeth.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man breathed a sigh of relief.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When he got home, oddly enough, the lion was sleeping on his front porch.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man decided he'd call the police later about the lion and, seagulls in hand, stepped over the lion.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then, the police drove up and arrested the man.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Why? For transporting gulls over the state lion for immortal porpoises.