An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She told the artist"?Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things" replied the artist.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I know," she said.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"It's in case I should die before my husband.
I'm surehe will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."