This pothead walks into a store and says to the clerk, '' How much for that TV in the window?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

And the clerk says, '' I don't sell to potheads.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the pothead says, '' I'll come back in a week and be sober.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

A week later he comes back and walks up to the clerk, ''How much for the TV in the window?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The clerk says, ''I told you I don't sell to potheads!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then the pothead says, ''I'll come back in another week and I will be sober.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The pothead comes back another week later and says to the store clerk, ''How much for the TV in the window?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The clerk says, ''I'm not going to tell you again. I don't sell to potheads.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The pothead says, ''How do you know if I am?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

And the store clerk goes, ''Because that isn't a TV in the window. It's a microwave.''