A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3 a.m. and says, ''Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.©JOKEDEMO.COM

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. ''Where the hell have you been?!?!'' she screaches.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Well, honey, its like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

She sees his hands are covered with powder and says, ''You liar! You went bowling again!''