Michelangelo is painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel when he sees an old woman praying the rosary. Being the practical joker that he was, he decides to take a break and lies back on the scaffolding so the woman can't see him and says in a loud voice, "I am Jesus Christ. Listen to me and I will perform miracles."
The old woman is intent on her beads and does not look up.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Michelangelo figures that she is hard of hearing, so he shouts, "I am Jesus Christ! Listen to me and I will perform miracles!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

With head bent, the woman continues praying so Michelangelo shouts, "I AM JESUS CHRIST! LISTEN TO ME!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The old woman yells back, "Would you shut up? I'm talking to your mother."