This fellow comes into a pharmacy and asks for a vial of Cyanide.
The pharmacist, trying to keep a professional posture, asked what he wanted it for. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

He answered, "I want to kill my wife." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm sorry Sir," the pharmacist replied, "but you will have to understand under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

With this, the guy reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The pharmacist takes one look, blushes and replies, "I am sorry I didn't realize you had a prescription."