About a week before Xmas, this guy asks his son what he wants from Santa for Chrismas.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well", says the lad, "anything, as long as he doesn't bring me a BIKE!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The guy, taken aback, says; "Oh, it's OK, I bet he'd bring you a bike if you wanted one.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The boy looks around furtively, and says;©JOKEDEMO.COM

"It's ok - I found one hidden at the back of the garage last night"