One day, an old guy gets on a bus. Several minutes later a punk kid with red, green, and orange hair gets on.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The kid notices that the old man keeps staring at him.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What you staring at, old man? Ain't you ever done anything wild in your time?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yeah. I screwed a parrot once. I was wondering if you were my son?"