Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The redneck says, "Iffin I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral the Chinese man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza that day."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Don't look at me," says the redneck's wife. "He done packed his own vittles."
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