The Easterner had always dreamed of owning his own cattle ranch, and finally made enough money to buy himself the spread of his dreams in Wyoming.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"So, what did you name the ranch?" asked his best friend when he flew out to visit.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"We had a heck of a time," admitted the new cowboy. "Couldn't agree on anything. We finally settled on the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Wow!" his friend was impressed. But looking around he saw no cattle.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"So... where are all the cows?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"None of 'em survived the branding."