An elderly couple is getting ready for bed. She says Oh I am just so hungry for ice cream and there isn't any in the house.©JOKEDEMO.COM

" He says, " I'll go get some." She says, "Vanilla with chocolate sauce, with whipped cream on top and a cherry.©JOKEDEMO.COM

" She adds, "Please write it down, I know you'll forget.©JOKEDEMO.COM

" He says," I won't forget.
Vanilla with chocolate sauce, whipped cream, and a cherry."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Away he goes. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Hours later he comes back and hands her a paper bag. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"In it is a "HAM SANDWICH". ©JOKEDEMO.COM

She says,"?I told you to write it down! You forgot the mustard."