A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price.