On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver's ear.
She said, ''Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!'' The driver didn't think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Later, that same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, ''Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!'' This time, he figured he'd better look into it. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to find out if they knew what was going on. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor beneath the seats and stooped down to question him. ''Excuse me sir, could I help you?'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The elderly man looked up and said, ''Well, sonny you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it..." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man continued, "I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine is parted on the side!''