These two eggs had just been married and were on their honeymoon.©JOKEDEMO.COM

While they were sitting on the bed making out, the female egg pushed the male egg away and said, "I just have to go to the bathroom. I'll be back in a minute." and off she went.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Five minutes later, the male egg saw his sexy wife walk out in a slinky "and#27034;gg"and#27282;ige, wiping her hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Instantly, the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head, covering it completely.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The female egg looked at him and asked what he was doing.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He replied, "The last time I was this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon!"