She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She thought a quarterback was a refund.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She tripped over the cordless phone.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".©JOKEDEMO.COM

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.©JOKEDEMO.COM

At the bottom of the application where is says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were around the home, she moved.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When she saw the sign in front of the YMCA, she said, "Look! They spelled Macy's wrong!".©JOKEDEMO.COM

She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".