A married man left work early on a Friday. Instead of going home, however, he squandered the entire weekend (and his paycheck) partying with the boys. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into a barrage of epithets from his furious wife. After a couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife asked, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?" "That would suit me just fine!" he replied. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Monday went by and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went, with the same result. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her, a little, just out of the corner of his left eye.
