A man walks into a music store and wants to buy a good, old-fashioned vinyl record. He gets the record and is ready to check out when he discovers that he forgot his wallet.©JOKEDEMO.COM

nstead of going out and getting his wallet, he decides to steal the record. So he sticks it down his pants.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Of course, the cashier spots him on the way out and says, "Hey! Is that a record in your pants?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man replies, "Well, it may not be a record but I haven't heard any complaints."