What three Numbers on a phone describe celeberty sex? ©JOKEDEMO.COM
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In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was too fat, 15 percent said their ass was too thin and the other five per cent said they didn't care - they would have married him anyway! ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Dedicated to: Ms.Ellen ©JOKEDEMO.COM
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Q. What do you call a dozen blondes in the freezer?
A. Frosted flakes. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
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General Schwartzkopf was asked how it was possible to fight an enemy who was ready and willing to die for his cause.
His reply: "Accommodate him." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
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Neurotic: A person who worries about things that didn't happen in the past... instead of worrying about something that won't happen in the future, like normal people. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
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Actually said in court, taken down word for word by a court reporter.
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
