A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son says, "Why are you so weak?"
"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
"That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."©JOKEDEMO.COM
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When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came back, she replied, "So did my arthritis."©JOKEDEMO.COM
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Be sure to lock your doors and windows at home. An Illinois man was murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives found him face down in the bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk and cornflakes, and a banana was sticking out of his ass. Police suspect a cereal killer.
