The Seven Dwarves went to the Vatican so that Dopey could ask the pope a question. Dopey approached the Pope, 'Are there any midget nuns in Italy, any at all?' The Pope thought about this for a moment, 'No, I don't believe they are.'©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dopey looked concerned for a minute before asking again, 'Are their any midget nuns in Europe?' The Pope again said that there weren't.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dopey (getting very worried) then asked, 'Are there any in the whole world, there's got to be one!' The Pope shook his head after careful thought. All of a sudden the other six dwarves burst out laughing. 'Whats so funny! boomed the Pope. 'Dopey has just shagged a Penguin!' replied the dwarves.