A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:©JOKEDEMO.COM

SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says:©JOKEDEMO.COM

SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES©JOKEDEMO.COM

He realizes that these signs are for real. Then he drives past a third sign saying:©JOKEDEMO.COM

SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT©JOKEDEMO.COM

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF MERCY©JOKEDEMO.COM

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Very well, my son. Please follow me."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on this door." He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup. This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him.©JOKEDEMO.COM

As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:©JOKEDEMO.COM

GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.