A guy from Texas and a guy from Arkansas are driving on the ranch of the guy from Arkansas and the Texan guy says, "this is an awful small ranch."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy from Arkansas doesn't think anything of it and goes on. The Texan says, "my ranch is so big I can leave at 1:00 in the morning and get to the other side by the end of the day."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy from Arkansas says, "I used to have a truck like that."