Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. "I am the most beautiful person in the world," proclaimed Sleeping Beauty.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No, you're not," answered Don Juan and Tom Thumb. "I am the smallest person in the world," shouted Tom Thumb.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No, you're not," said Sleeping Beauty and Don Juan. "I've had more lovers than any person in the world," announced Don Juan.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No, you haven't" replied Tom Thumb and Sleeping Beauty.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Well, they decided that if the three were to get along, they needed a mediator, and decided that Merlin, clearly the smartest person in the world, would be ideal.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Merlin agreed and summoned them all to his palace, where he announced he would meet with them one at a time.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Sleeping Beauty went in first and not a minute later came out beaming "I am the most beautiful person in the world, Merlin said so."©JOKEDEMO.COM

In went Tom Thumb and out he came as quickly as had Sleeping Beauty: "I am the smallest person in the world, Merlin agrees."©JOKEDEMO.COM

In goes Don Juan and in he stays, a half hour, an hour, an hour and a half later. Finally, he emerges distraught, muttering, "Who the hell is Bill Clinton?"