A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.©JOKEDEMO.COM

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"