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Smart Cape Bretoner Joke

These three men were stranded on an island: a Nefoundlander, a Cape Bretoner and a Quebecian. The three searched the island to try to find a way off when the Nefoundlander came upon a lamp with a genie. The genie poped up and said, "I will grant three wishes, so that's one for each of you."?So the Newfoundlander goes, "Well I wish I was back in Newfoundland."?So puff, he was sent to Newfoundland.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then the Quebecian jumps up and says me next me next, I know exactly want I want. TheQuebecian says, "I would like to build a wall. I want this wall to be 1000 feet high and I want it to surround Quebec, so that nothing can get in and nothing can get out, and I want to be in Quebec."?So the genie says okay and builds the wall, and now Quebec is officially separate from the rest of Canada and the Quebecian is back there.©JOKEDEMO.COM

So now the Cape Bretoner gets up and says, "Tell me more about this wall."?So the genie tells him, "This wall is 1000 feet high and surrounds Quebec and noting can pass in or out of Quebec."?/p>

So the Cape Bretoner says, "Okay. Fill it with water."?/p>


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