A snail is walking down the road, when all of a sudden two turtles appear. They rough up the snail, take his money, and leave him for dead.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Months later in the courtroom, after the two turtles have been arrested, the judge asks the snail to describe what happened on the night of the assault.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The snail says, "Gee, I would love to, your honor, but it all happened so fast!"