A couple was having a party at their house.©JOKEDEMO.COM
An hour before the party the woman found out that she still needed escargots.©JOKEDEMO.COM
So she sent her husband out to get it.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He was walking to the supermarket and he figured he had lots of time.©JOKEDEMO.COM
So he stopped at the bar on the way.©JOKEDEMO.COM
An hour and a half later he looked at his watch and realized that the party had already started.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He quickly ran to the market, bought the snails and ran home.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He tried to sneak into the kitchen without his wife seeing him.©JOKEDEMO.COM
But at that moment his wife came out.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He quickly threw the snails on the floor and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there."