Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede, all heavy smokers, were playing cards together.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When the cigarettes run out, the snake, the big brother, said, "Cock, go out and get some packs! You know, I have NO legs."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"But why me?" said the Cock, "I have only TWO legs!" So, the task fell on Centipede with no doubt.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Centipede said nothing and left the room.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The left three waited and waited, but Centipede did not show up.©JOKEDEMO.COM

One hour later, they couldn't wait anymore. "What's the devil Centipede doing?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Snake said impatiently, "Cat, go out and take a look!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

When Cat gets to the door, he got frightened. Centipede was SITTING there!!!!©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the angry Cat said, "What are you doing here?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Can't you see? I'm putting on my shoes,and#37413;?said Centipede.