One day, snake, turtle and centipede are having a party.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After two cases of beer are gone, they want to go get some more beers.©JOKEDEMO.COM

So they discuss who's going to go get the beers.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The turtle says, "I will go, you both just wait here." Two hours later, the turtle hasn't back yet, so the centipede says, and#37413;and#28122; will go.and#37413;?/p>

So they open the door and see, turtle still walking out of the door.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Because turtle walk too slow, the centipede says, and#37413;and#28149;ou both wait for me to come back, I got a lot of legs, I can walk fast.and#37413;?So the snake and the turtle, wait for another two hours.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Finally the snake is says, and#37413;and#28146;hat will take centipedes that long? So they open the door and check, wow, centipedes still at the front of the door, he is still putting on his shoes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Finally, snake said and#37413;and#28179;et me go, I can walk fast, and no feet to put on shoes.and#37413;?So snake went. After three hours, snake wasn't back yet. Both of them went to the store and see.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And they saw snake stand there.©JOKEDEMO.COM

And the snake says, " Don't give me that dirty look, only took me 5 minutes to the store, but I am still figuring out how to bring the beer back."