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Snow Day Joke

Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Ole says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from his coffee.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next day they're sitting down with their morning cups of coffee and the weather forecast declares "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Again, Ole says "Jeez, okay," and gets up from his coffee.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast says, "There will be 6 to 9 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the - "©JOKEDEMO.COM

Just then the power goes out and Ole doesn't get the rest of the instructions.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He turns to Lena and says "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Lena replies "Aw, Ole, why don't you just leave the car in the garage today?"


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