So you want a day off? Let's take a look at what you are asking for!©JOKEDEMO.COM
There are 365 days this year.©JOKEDEMO.COM
There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break. That accounts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.©JOKEDEMO.COM
With a one hour lunch period each day, you have used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work.©JOKEDEMO.COM
You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days available for work.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We are off for 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.©JOKEDEMO.COM
We generously give you 14 days vacation per year which leaves only one day available for work and I'll be damned if you're going to take that day off!
