A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"