WHAT WOMEN SAY and REALLY MEAN:©JOKEDEMO.COM

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?
There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.
... without you in it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?
We haven't had a fight in a while.©JOKEDEMO.COM

NO, PIZZA'S FINE.
... you cheap slob!©JOKEDEMO.COM

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.
I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I can't believe you have nothing planned.©JOKEDEMO.COM

COME HERE.
My puppy does this, too.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I LIKE YOU, BUT...
I don't like you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
... just not in that way.©JOKEDEMO.COM

YOU NEVER LISTEN.
You never listen.©JOKEDEMO.COM

WE'RE MOVING TOO QUICKLY.
I'm not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy at the gym has a girlfriend.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE.
I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.©JOKEDEMO.COM

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF.
I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.©JOKEDEMO.COM

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE!!
Well, near there; I just want to get this over with.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS.
We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends.