"I used to be in show business. I had a very spectacular act."?/p>

"What did you do?"?/p>

"I used to dive into a wet sponge from a height of fifty feet.©JOKEDEMO.COM

But then I broke my neck."?/p>

"Did you miss the sponge?"?/p>

"No. Some idiot squeezed it dry"?/p>