A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"They're mating," her father replied.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"That's a daddy long legs," her father answered.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"So, the other one is a mommy long legs?" the little girl asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are daddy long legs."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Well, we're not having any of THAT in our garden."
