Moses and his flock arrive at the sea, with the Egyptians in hot pursuit.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Moses calls a staff meeting.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, how are we going to get across the sea?" asked Moses. "We need a fast solution. The Egyptians are close behind us."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Normally, I'd recommend that we build a pontoon bridge to carry us across," said the General Of The Armies, "but there's not enough time - the Egyptians are too close."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Normally, I'd recommend that we build barges to carry us across," said the Admiral Of The Navy, "but time is too short."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Does anyone have a solution?" asked Moses.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Just then, his Public Relations man raised his hand.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You!" said Moses, "You have a solution?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No," said the PR man, "but I can promise you this: If you can find a way out of this one, I can get you two or three full pages in the Old Testament..."