A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawnmower. "How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I just want enough money to go out and buy me a bicycle."?br />said the little boy.©JOKEDEMO.COM
After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take my bike in trade for it?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The little boy asked if he could try it out first, and after riding the bike around a little while said, "Mister, you've got yourself a deal."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The preacher took the mower and began to try to crank it. He pulled on the string a few times with no response from the mower. The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I can't get this mower to start."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The little boy said, "That's because you have to cuss at it to get it started."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The preacher said, "I am a minister, and I cannot cuss. It has been so long since I have been saved that I do not even remember how to cuss."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling on that string. It'll come back to ya!"