A man was stranded on a desert island for ten years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wet suit.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Man: "Hi. Am I ever happy to see you!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Girl: "Hi. It seems like you've been here along time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Man: "It has been ten years." With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Man: "Oh thank you so much!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Girl: "So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Man: "It has been ten years." The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Man: "Oh, thank you so much. You are like a miracle."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Finally, the girl starts to unzip the front of her wet suit and asks the man leadingly, "So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The man looked at her and said excitedly: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there, too?"
