Stressed out today? Cheer up! Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier.©JOKEDEMO.COM
St. Mom's Wort ... Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Empty Nestrogen ... Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait til they moved out.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Peptobimbo ... Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Dumerol ... When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Flipitor .. Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Antiboyotics ... When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Menicillin ... Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Buyagra ... Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Extra Strength Buy-one-all ... When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminant buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Jack Asspirin ... Relieves the headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Anti-talksident ... A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Sexcedrin ... Bedroom aerosol spray for men. More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Ragamet ... When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Men-Gay ... A rub-in ointment that enables single women to identify who to cross off the dating pool.
