In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.©JOKEDEMO.COM
On a Sear's hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).©JOKEDEMO.COM
On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (the shoplifter special?)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?? You mean, it's not really soap?)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's just a suggestion...)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh?)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (and you thought.....????)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because??...)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (okay, now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On Sunsbury peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash.)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)©JOKEDEMO.COM
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
