A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''I'm Jim.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Sure!'' replies Jim, ''Let's go!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,'' Jim says.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Yes? And what about it?'' asks Stacey.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Is it your brother?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''No, it isn't, Jim!'' Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When he finally asks, ''Is it your husband?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Stacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Jim was relieved.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Then, it must be your boyfriend!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Then, who is it?'' Jim asks.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Stacey replies, ''That's me BEFORE my operation!!''