Top Ten NOT Surprising Facts About The Average Parent©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. The average parent has eaten their weight in Girl Scout cookies.©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. The average parent has at least two backup recipes for play-doh.©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. The average parent has Pizza Hut on speed dial.©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. The average parent has prepared more than 10,000 servings of macaroni and cheese.©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. The average parent unconsciously hums at least three children's show theme songs a day.©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. The average parent can take construction paper, glue, pudding cups and aluminum foil and make a delightful Thanksgiving centerpiece.©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. The average parent can produce from their pocket/purse at least 12 legos, 3 hot wheels cars, and a Barbie shoe at any given time.©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. The average parent has at least one child induced stain on the clothing they are currently wearing.©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. The average parent secretly hopes that whoever thought up 3 months for summer vacation gets attacked by a pack of marauding wolverines.©JOKEDEMO.COM

1. The average parent knows that a suspiciously sweet, "Mommy, I love you" means," I have just decorated your new headboard/carpet/dress/suit with all your makeup."