Sam and John, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Sam says to John, "So listen, John, you know I don't swim so well."©JOKEDEMO.COM
Sam remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid. So Sam begins tugging John toward shore. After ten minutes, he begins to tire. Finally about 100 feet from shore, Sam asks John, "So John, do you suppose you could float alone?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
John replies, "Sam, this is a hell of a time to be asking for money!"
