This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a mutt sitting there.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"You talk?" he asks.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Yep," the mutt replies.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"So, what's your story?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered
some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
The owner says "Ten dollars."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The owner replies, "He's such a liar."
