A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Forget it, man," said his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
